Jerks are everywhere

So have you heard this? Apparently, Newt Gingrich cheated onhis wives becasue he was such a patriot.
Another reason Marriage sucks is that anything an come between you and your spouse. Anything.

Gingrich: Past Adultery 'Partially Driven By How Passionately I Felt About This Country' (VIDEO) http://tpm.ly/f926Nv

Notes on those starter marriages

I just had to give y'all this link. 

Have been there and happily done with that. 



http://moxymag.com/2011/03/starter-husbands by P.S. Jones for Moxy Magazine
 

He'll Do Anything

My husband says he'll do anything for me. He tells me he loves me. He trills with endearments. He loves me. He cooks. He cleans a bit. He can do our laundry. If I ask, he will build me a bookshelf, change the oil, put cleaning fluid in the car. He can feed and walk the dogs, renovate a bathroom, and charge a battery. He is a computer wonk.

He will do anything for me except lose weight, save money  and use his imagination. What!? What a complainer, whiner, pathetic underserving gal!! I know. I know.

So I got what I deserved. I got a loving man becasue I never felt a lot of love without conditions before. But given my years as a pain in the ass know it all, I also got a man thin in the brains department. I got what I deserve. (Not sure I get the money part of it though.)

Fucking big ass revelation. 

For once, I doubt the wisdom behind Oscar Wilde's witticisms, at least in the former half:

"The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream."
— Oscar Wilde